1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:06,320 You've landed back in the teleportation chamber in Waterdeep. 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,720 I magically have bigger boobs than I did before. 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,200 You hear familiar footsteps of Leosin. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,359 We thought we'd go grab a drink before we get back to it tomorrow morning. 6 00:00:15,359 --> 00:00:19,039 Tomorrow come see me and we'll go over some final things. 7 00:00:19,039 --> 00:00:22,240 We swing the door open to the Yawning Portal and I say, 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,800 this round's on me. 9 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,240 Something happened. 10 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,280 You guys, I killed somebody. 11 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,800 I don't feel like I had a choice. 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,240 This was different. 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,240 The dagger made you do it? 14 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,040 Well, I need to ask, you didn't want to say anything 15 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,440 or you couldn't say anything? 16 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,040 I didn't want to tell you. 17 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,079 Why is it so busy? 18 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:47,840 Oh, you fuckers are in here. 19 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,719 It seems like we haven't seen each other in months. 20 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:51,120 Yeah. 21 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,480 Oh, yeah. How's the pirate life? 22 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,439 How's the pirate life? 23 00:00:53,439 --> 00:00:56,480 I mean, I'm practically like executive captain. 24 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,600 We're leaving in the ship. 25 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,200 So like he, he off. 26 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,480 They're airships, sweetie. 27 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:00,880 They're air. 28 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,640 I don't think you need to row them. 29 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,120 Oh, God. 30 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,240 Do they have you rowing in the bottom of the airship? 31 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,520 Oh, you poor thing. 32 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,760 Has anyone seen Batty? 33 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,760 He went off with the arcane bros. 34 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,800 Seems a lot more like frat house when you change it 35 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,120 from the arcane brotherhood to the arcane bros. 36 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:17,600 Yeah. 37 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,320 Kelfa. 38 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:18,820 Gama. 39 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,040 Gandalf. 40 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:21,920 Gamafita. 41 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,120 Real sausage party. 42 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,960 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 43 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,680 We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast, 44 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,760 and I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. 45 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,480 And with me today is Amy More. 46 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:40,320 I'm looking at an Elvish to English dictionary, 47 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,159 and I play Thea Amastasia. 48 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,520 Also with us, Tom Laird. 49 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:49,920 I'm looking at a notebook where I wrote something down from last time, 50 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,560 and it doesn't make any sense to me now. 51 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,400 And I play FlintFirebeard. 52 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,159 And Carla Johnson. 53 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,079 I'm looking at my dear friend's faces. 54 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,800 And I play Nularaaaa Moonbrook. 55 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,320 Still don't have video. 56 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,439 Still no video. 57 00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:06,719 Still no video. 58 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:10,240 Which, I mean, I was going to say I'm not looking at myself, 59 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,400 but I wouldn't have been looking at myself anyway. 60 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,920 My view hasn't changed at all. 61 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,159 Carla's just zeroed in on the tiny picture of her the whole time. 62 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:19,199 She's like, yeah, I'm looking good. 63 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,199 This three-year-old picture is amazing. 64 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,679 Way to go, photographer. 65 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,560 There's no thunder in my dictionary. 66 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:32,799 That's too bad. 67 00:02:32,799 --> 00:02:35,519 Because elves don't have a word for thunder? 68 00:02:35,519 --> 00:02:36,399 Apparently not. 69 00:02:36,399 --> 00:02:38,159 Loud claps in the sky. 70 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,039 I'm looking at boom. 71 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,719 They live for thousands of years, but they don't know what thunder is. 72 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,280 Oh, I had a good segue from Carla didn't have a camera to... 73 00:02:48,319 --> 00:02:50,159 If you want to get Carla a camera, 74 00:02:50,159 --> 00:02:53,679 go to Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Caps. 75 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,680 Purely selfish Patreon push this week. 76 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,599 Yeah, there we go. 77 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:00,960 When being part of our community, 78 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,400 it helps the podcast be a lot better with every episode, 79 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,080 unlike last episode. 80 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:06,560 Oh, boy. 81 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,040 That was a real... 82 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,680 Which was miles above the other one. 83 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,760 It was very good for its own reasons. 84 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,040 We also forgot to dedicate an episode to a patron, 85 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,600 which we realized at the end of the episode. 86 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:26,879 Today's episode is dedicated, 87 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:29,359 and I'm very sorry if I get your name wrong, 88 00:03:29,359 --> 00:03:31,120 Kiyoti McDermott. 89 00:03:31,759 --> 00:03:32,719 Who's been so active on Facebook. 90 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:33,759 Hey, Kiyoti. 91 00:03:33,759 --> 00:03:34,799 So active on Facebook. 92 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:36,799 Yeah, a lot of activity on Facebook. 93 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:37,299 Yep. 94 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:38,799 Thank you very much. 95 00:03:39,359 --> 00:03:40,240 You rock. 96 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,840 And if you want to join us on Patreon, 97 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,000 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 98 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,560 And that's where it is. 99 00:03:47,919 --> 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113 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,719 And Facebook, come join our group, 114 00:04:22,719 --> 00:04:23,839 the Reckless Play Guild. 115 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:24,959 You get to talk to us, 116 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:27,199 as well as three other awesome podcasts, 117 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,519 Dark Dice, The End of Time and Other Bothers, 118 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,480 and The Lucky Die. 119 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,920 They're all hanging out in there. 120 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,920 And we're all having a great time talking D&D 121 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,959 and all those great shows. 122 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,159 But that's it. 123 00:04:36,159 --> 00:04:36,639 That's all. 124 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:37,600 Fuck it. 125 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:43,120 Let's play D&D and actually play some D&D this time, maybe. 126 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:43,839 We'll see. 127 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:44,639 We'll see. 128 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:45,279 Don't call me on that. 129 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,560 I mean, we talked about mechanics and level up. 130 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,920 We talked about leveling up. 131 00:04:50,879 --> 00:04:52,080 For the first half of the episode. 132 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,600 And then it really went off the rails. 133 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,199 Off the rails, you meant got better, 134 00:04:57,199 --> 00:04:58,319 then you're exactly correct. 135 00:04:58,319 --> 00:04:58,800 You got it. 136 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:01,120 I thought maybe, I don't know. 137 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,120 Here's my thinking. 138 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,080 I was like, hmm, 139 00:05:04,879 --> 00:05:07,439 I feel like there's a little lull in the conversation. 140 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:09,120 Let's throw Flametkins into the mix. 141 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,000 Always a good idea. 142 00:05:10,639 --> 00:05:12,480 Always a great idea. 143 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,240 I was making tearful confessions 144 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,520 and she brought the whole thing around. 145 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,240 It was amazing. 146 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:17,280 Yep. 147 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,879 It's a real roller coaster second half of an episode. 148 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:24,400 Yeah, real like MVP cameo appearance. 149 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,600 That was solid. 150 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,079 Totally. 151 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:26,960 So we find you. 152 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,600 You've woken up the next morning. 153 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,519 Flametkins has gone off on her boat. 154 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,519 So she's not with you. 155 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,079 But you are exiting your rooms 156 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:40,160 unless you say you want to do something differently 157 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,120 before you do that. 158 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,840 And you meet in the hallway heading to Leosin's chamber. 159 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,360 Now, Flint's just got some like wicked dry mouth, 160 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,639 but other than that, he's good to go. 161 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,480 Thea doesn't get hungover. 162 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:56,720 Thea, could you just like Shazam me a little? 163 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,720 I'm not feeling like great. 164 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,920 A little bit of a headache, a little bit. 165 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,879 You know, could you just do your little? 166 00:06:04,879 --> 00:06:05,840 Do I look like an IV? 167 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:09,040 You want me to heal wounds on you 168 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,480 because you have a hangover? 169 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,199 Could you just? 170 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:13,199 The real Myers cocktail. 171 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:13,920 Yes, exactly. 172 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,920 I don't know why I hadn't thought of it before. 173 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:16,720 Can you do that? 174 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,180 Yes. 175 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,140 Yar. 176 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:24,560 Yeah, I put my hand on her head. 177 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,920 Are you opposed morally? 178 00:06:26,879 --> 00:06:29,680 No, it's never occurred to hangover before. 179 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,960 I've never had to. 180 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,240 I lay my hand on top of new Laura's head 181 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,520 and I cast heal wounds. 182 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:40,319 Maybe healing word. 183 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:41,280 I'm not sure. 184 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,120 I heal her of her hangover 185 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,360 and then I slap her in the back of the head. 186 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,400 Like a last time. 187 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:48,879 Thanks, buddy. 188 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:51,199 And you make it to Leo's office 189 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,000 and he's sitting in there, 190 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,000 as he usually does, 191 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,879 writing on some papers 192 00:06:56,879 --> 00:06:58,080 and he looks up and he says, 193 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,040 you had a good night, I hope. 194 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,199 Yeah, I mean, I guess if you didn't 195 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:07,199 hear anything about it from the city guards, 196 00:07:07,199 --> 00:07:09,040 then I guess it was a good night. 197 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,000 The warrant went out, 198 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,319 but I took care of it. 199 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:15,120 I took care of it. 200 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:15,680 Don't worry. 201 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,319 All right. 202 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:17,680 Thanks, Leo. 203 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,719 No problem. 204 00:07:18,719 --> 00:07:20,000 It's much appreciated. 205 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,360 And I got your backs now and post-mortem. 206 00:07:24,079 --> 00:07:25,839 Hopefully we don't get there, 207 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:28,959 but that's what we're here today to discuss. 208 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,719 There's some paperwork 209 00:07:30,719 --> 00:07:32,639 that everybody has to fill out before 210 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,039 we go on our merry way 211 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:36,319 because you three, 212 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:39,439 you have accumulated quite a handsome wealth 213 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:40,319 and we don't want that 214 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:42,480 just to go into the wrong hands. 215 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,720 So where should we send your belongings? 216 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,680 If the worst happens. 217 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,280 Oh, let's just say it. 218 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,960 If we're eaten by Tiamat. 219 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,640 Yeah, it definitely didn't sound great. 220 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,319 I mean, I'm not the best at this. 221 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:56,080 I don't know why they gave me that job. 222 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:56,720 That's okay. 223 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,160 Well, you know us the best. 224 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:58,960 It's true. 225 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,600 You're the best at the actual filling out of the paperwork. 226 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,400 Just maybe not the human interaction that comes. 227 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,240 Yeah, yeah. 228 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,680 You can send all of my things back to Silvery Moon 229 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:16,480 and any wealth that I have accumulated 230 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,120 can be sent to the library 231 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,720 at the university in Silvery Moon. 232 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,639 Of course, of course. 233 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:25,600 I mean, you want all of your things sent to the library 234 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,720 or just your wealth? 235 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,759 Just my wealth. 236 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:33,519 The rest can go to my mother and my father. 237 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:35,279 Of course. 238 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:36,560 And Lara? 239 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,279 I guess I want two different plans. 240 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:47,600 First, if I die, but Flint and Thea live, 241 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,880 then I want them to have my things 242 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:55,280 and I want Donnie to stay with them if he can. 243 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:00,320 Oh, Nulara gets guacamole. 244 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,800 My mom's not an animal person. 245 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,680 Of course, yeah. 246 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,320 Yes, I am. 247 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,600 Sorry, sorry, Nulara. 248 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,100 Fair enough. 249 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,320 And if the absolute worst happens 250 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:15,840 and we're all gone, then, yeah, I would like 251 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:23,840 all of my money, my wealth to go to my family 252 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,000 split evenly amongst all my brothers 253 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,400 to do with as they will. 254 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,040 Any magical items that I have, though, 255 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,400 other than the amulet of temporary health 256 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,080 should also go back to my family. 257 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,760 It's a family piece. 258 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,879 But any other magical items I have, 259 00:09:40,879 --> 00:09:44,799 I'd like to, you know, re-donate here. 260 00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:48,480 I mean, my family, they're not going to be able to use them. 261 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,360 They're not going to want them. 262 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,399 They have a simple life. 263 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:55,519 But maybe another warrior could use them after I'm gone. 264 00:09:55,519 --> 00:09:57,439 Except for maybe one. 265 00:09:58,559 --> 00:09:59,360 Right, Nulara? 266 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,879 But maybe just not that one. 267 00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:14,159 Maybe just not that one to be given away. 268 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:15,600 Maybe. 269 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,240 Right. 270 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,600 No, you make a good point. 271 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,200 Maybe one to be destroyed. 272 00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:23,360 You, yes. 273 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,879 Thank you, Fia. 274 00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:27,120 Good point. 275 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,120 So let's put a pin in that. 276 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:34,080 If none of us make it, 277 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,919 I also don't think Donnie would be happy 278 00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:37,759 with my family so isolated. 279 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:41,919 But maybe he could go back to that place 280 00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:44,479 where I flew on the... 281 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:46,479 What did I fly on? 282 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,120 Hippogriff? 283 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,000 The hippogriff? 284 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,240 Thank you. 285 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,599 I was like, the Griffahip? 286 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:55,279 Was it hippogriffs or was it griffins? 287 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:56,159 No, hippogriffs. 288 00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:58,159 Okay. 289 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,719 Which is me not remembering anything for the last two or so. 290 00:11:00,719 --> 00:11:03,439 I remember because I was like, Harry Potter. 291 00:11:03,439 --> 00:11:04,159 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 292 00:11:04,639 --> 00:11:06,159 And everyone was like, what's a hippogriff? 293 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:07,360 I'm like, well, let me tell you. 294 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,039 Yeah, no, that was totally it 295 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,879 because it was the same as the Harry Potter thing 296 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,559 because I looked it up because I didn't know. 297 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,959 I think he would be really happy there. 298 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:18,480 I'd like it if he went there. 299 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,799 Joining the hippogriff outfit. 300 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:25,199 Yeah, yeah, Leos and I have this one item 301 00:11:25,839 --> 00:11:27,600 that I don't want anyone to get. 302 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,720 And in fact, I'd like to talk to you 303 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,639 a little bit about that, but I don't know. 304 00:11:32,639 --> 00:11:35,600 Maybe we should let Flint do his thing. 305 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,879 Oh, sure, yes, yes. 306 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,600 Yeah, Flint, do your thing. 307 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,519 I mean, usually people ask to do this 308 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,759 of their own accord by themselves, 309 00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:46,000 but that's totally good 310 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,439 that we're doing this all together here. 311 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,879 You didn't offer to bring us into any separate rooms. 312 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,600 To be fair, yeah. 313 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,679 I think we might be in the hall right now. 314 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,240 Well, he's not trying to exact a confession 315 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,279 out of us separately. 316 00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:00,319 Are we in the hall? 317 00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:01,600 Are we just standing? 318 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,720 No, we're in the office. 319 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,000 I'm seated down. 320 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,159 We really don't want to split the party 321 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,960 even for our personal legal transactions. 322 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:09,920 Not even a little bit. 323 00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,720 OK, yes, Flint. 324 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,480 OK, I guess I'm up then. 325 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,720 Yeah, so I guess if kind of same game plan 326 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,720 initially there, if I don't make it 327 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,040 and these two do, then, you know, 328 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,519 split everything between them. 329 00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:26,480 I want them to have it all 330 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,920 except for the dwarven thrower. 331 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,759 I want that to be sent back 332 00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:31,200 to the king in Mithril Hall 333 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,559 so it can end up in the hands 334 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:35,120 of another dwarf champion. 335 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:35,840 Of course, yes. 336 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:38,879 And yeah, other than that, like, yeah, 337 00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:43,759 some money for for my mom to be taken care of. 338 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,559 And if there's anything left over, 339 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,159 you know, give it to the dwarf orphanage. 340 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:50,799 The dwarf orphanage. 341 00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:51,439 Dwarfinage. 342 00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:53,279 The dwarfinage. 343 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:54,399 I have that written down, too. 344 00:12:55,439 --> 00:12:58,559 I know it's like a fun combo word for a terrible thing. 345 00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:02,240 But it's such a fun portmanteau. 346 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,319 Yeah, I mean, after after having a good 347 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,000 set of parents for my whole life, 348 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:08,960 hopefully I could help out 349 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,439 a young dwarf without any. 350 00:13:11,439 --> 00:13:11,679 Yes. 351 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:13,919 No, those are noble places to send 352 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,200 whatever's left in the untimely event 353 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,399 that you seize to be with us. 354 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,919 Oh, Leo, some just say died. 355 00:13:21,919 --> 00:13:22,480 It's OK. 356 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:22,799 I can't. 357 00:13:22,799 --> 00:13:24,000 We know what we're getting into. 358 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,519 Legally, oh, legally. 359 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,500 Hmm. 360 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,879 Look, I've spoken with dead people before. 361 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:34,079 They don't like to be called that dead. 362 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,759 Do you talk with a lot of dead people? 363 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:36,480 Oh, my God. 364 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,759 Other side adventure. 365 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:40,559 Leo's and goes to the great beyond. 366 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:41,600 Leo's and ghost whisper. 367 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,480 Leo's and the success. 368 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:47,840 I mean, I was a monk before I was before I was a paper pusher. 369 00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:51,439 I mean, I spoke with helped many people cross their paths. 370 00:13:52,159 --> 00:13:53,360 Leo's and question for you. 371 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,759 Is the pen truly mightier than the sword? 372 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,519 I've never used a sword, but yes. 373 00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:00,639 But I mean, some do. 374 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,360 If you have a if you have a firm legal, legal, 375 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,080 legal paperwork behind you, no sword can beat that. 376 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:08,319 All right. 377 00:14:08,319 --> 00:14:12,000 Good to know a stack of papers in this battle, sir. 378 00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:13,360 Next life. 379 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,480 I guess I'm going to be a lawyer. 380 00:14:15,759 --> 00:14:18,399 I suggest it, but ask for weekends off. 381 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,159 Yeah, good call. 382 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,120 You do work too hard. 383 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:21,679 I do. 384 00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:22,159 I do. 385 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:23,120 I really do. 386 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,639 I have a horse named Tiny. 387 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:26,639 Where is your horse? 388 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:27,679 Yeah. 389 00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:31,600 Remember we had horses and they were very important to us. 390 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,879 They were so important. 391 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,480 Well, I remember we left them. 392 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,679 What happened to them? 393 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,759 Someone and then we're going to come back, go back and get them. 394 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,799 I'm pretty sure you left them at the stables here in Waterdeep. 395 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,600 And you left on an airship. 396 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,399 Yeah, because we did send the airship back to get them. 397 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:48,960 Yeah. 398 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,439 We just haven't been doing a lot of horse style travel. 399 00:14:51,439 --> 00:14:51,939 It's true. 400 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:57,620 I would like, oh, what's his fuck to have it? 401 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,620 This is such an awesome lawyer trip. 402 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,820 I mean, I know he's not a lawyer, 403 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:05,940 but we're just like randomly throwing out things. 404 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,500 Delane. 405 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,100 Oh yeah, I just remembered I have this. 406 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,060 Oh yeah, about that other. 407 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:12,340 You would like Delane Winterhound to have your horse. 408 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,180 Does he know that this horse would be coming? 409 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:14,500 No. 410 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,860 That's just a pleasant surprise. 411 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,140 No, he does not. 412 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,420 Yeah, he'll just get a horse. 413 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,060 He'll be thrilled. 414 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,500 He'll know what it means. 415 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,220 Don't think he's. 416 00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:25,940 Oh, oh, I do have one other thing now that comes to mind. 417 00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,500 And I pull out the lucky loo. 418 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,059 Oh shit. 419 00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:33,299 I say there was an old dude on an airship and I didn't get his name, 420 00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:35,860 but I want this to go back to him. 421 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,139 Because you kind of stole it from him. 422 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,340 Well, I mean, I kind of stole it from him, 423 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,179 but it was with his blessing, I think. 424 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,980 Well, when you're holding something that belongs to someone else 425 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:47,460 and then you have to immediately go into battle, 426 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,539 I think it's just assume that now that's yours. 427 00:15:49,539 --> 00:15:52,259 Yeah, I think I think they're like, yeah, that's cool. 428 00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:54,740 And he totally probably had a name that started with a G. 429 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,299 I mean, I mean, it would be likely. 430 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,419 So laughing at my he'll know what it means to. 431 00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:05,299 You need to keep better notes for us. 432 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:08,980 We've been throwing you weird random shit from like 30 episodes ago 433 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,899 and you're like, oh, I can't find it immediately. 434 00:16:10,899 --> 00:16:11,539 I need better. 435 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:14,980 I mean, remembering these things document is what I need. 436 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,579 Someone needs to start a wiki. 437 00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:18,259 Someone needs to start a Dumbgeons and Dragons. 438 00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:21,059 Yeah, so I can like so I can search things. 439 00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:24,259 I always think that, but I'm trying to look up my notes 440 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,539 and then it's like, I don't know. 441 00:16:25,539 --> 00:16:27,539 It's like 60 fucking pages ago. 442 00:16:27,539 --> 00:16:28,419 I can't find it. 443 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:30,659 Yeah, that's fair. 444 00:16:30,659 --> 00:16:31,860 Searchable documents. 445 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,059 I mean, if you got nothing to do and you want to go back 446 00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:37,700 and you want to like Wikipedia that stuff, 447 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,659 we wouldn't stop you. 448 00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:43,059 And we probably showed out tons of props to you. 449 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:44,340 Tons of props. 450 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:45,299 All the props. 451 00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:46,179 A lot of love. 452 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,420 Send you, I'd send you a hoodie. 453 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,260 Damn, Russ. 454 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,780 Yeah, that's how much work that would have to do. 455 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:52,420 No, wait, okay. 456 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,260 Well, we've got to put a cap on this 457 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,700 because if everybody goes out and does, 458 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,300 I can't send everybody a hoodie. 459 00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,500 One wiki, the first person to complete it gets... 460 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,300 First person to enact the wiki 461 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:07,539 and get it moving gets the hoodie. 462 00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:09,860 Everybody else who follows can have some stickers. 463 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:14,180 So incentive to get it on the ground floor. 464 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,299 I see how this works. 465 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:17,860 Uh, sorry. 466 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,380 You had horses. 467 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,019 Tiny going to Delaine Winterhound. 468 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,539 Lucky Lou, sorry. 469 00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:24,100 Where did it was? 470 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,820 Oh, he's going back to the ship, ship man. 471 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:29,860 Yeah, the old, old dude on top of the airship that... 472 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,940 I don't think I ever had his name. 473 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:36,180 Wait, was this the airship that you took to Zanthal's tower? 474 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,460 Yep, yeah, that's the one. 475 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,580 The one that never made it back. 476 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,019 Tragically shot down, wasn't it? 477 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:42,340 Oh, Jesus Christ. 478 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:42,580 Yeah. 479 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,740 That guy doesn't exist here. 480 00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:46,339 Yep, that's your lucky Lou. 481 00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:52,099 Can you send it to some sort of like military museum in honor of him? 482 00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:53,859 Military museum, lucky Lou. 483 00:17:53,859 --> 00:17:56,579 In honor of the guy I can't remember whose name it is who let me... 484 00:17:56,579 --> 00:17:58,099 Yeah, in honor of that old dude. 485 00:17:58,980 --> 00:17:59,299 Yep, that's the one. 486 00:17:59,299 --> 00:18:05,700 There's probably like some sort of like, I don't know, list of the deceased. 487 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,859 Well, I'm sure they have a sortable Excel spreadsheet 488 00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:11,380 that they can just look these things up with. 489 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,579 Exactly, absolutely. 490 00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:14,339 An excellent spreadsheet. 491 00:18:14,339 --> 00:18:17,379 They can go to the airship wiki and track them down, no problem. 492 00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:21,859 Sounds like something that would be put in place. 493 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:23,299 I'll get right on that. 494 00:18:23,299 --> 00:18:27,379 So, any other lucky Lou type objects amongst you 495 00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:29,379 that you would like to specifically specify? 496 00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:33,299 Otherwise, Nulara has some things to discuss with you two out in the hall. 497 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:38,179 Discuss with you while we're out in the hall? 498 00:18:38,179 --> 00:18:38,819 Yes. 499 00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,019 Okay, because that's not what you said. 500 00:18:40,659 --> 00:18:40,980 All right. 501 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,819 I've been working for a very long time. 502 00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:43,139 I'm done. 503 00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:43,539 That's fair. 504 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,819 I'm done. Thank you, Leosin. 505 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,460 Yeah, no, you can basically just melt the rest of my shit down. 506 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:47,940 That's fine. 507 00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:51,059 Got it. 508 00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:53,700 Fire up the forge right now. 509 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,099 Perfect. 510 00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:56,579 Was that a threat? 511 00:18:57,299 --> 00:18:57,619 Right? 512 00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:02,579 Guys, I'll just be a minute. 513 00:19:03,539 --> 00:19:04,420 I'll be out in a minute. 514 00:19:08,659 --> 00:19:10,899 Leosin, let's say hypothetically. 515 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:11,220 Yes. 516 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:16,900 Someone came into possession with an item 517 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:23,460 that was hypothetically maybe evil. 518 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:32,500 Who would you recommend they talk to about that? 519 00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:38,259 Well, how evil are we talking here? 520 00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:44,100 I mean, is that going to change your answer? 521 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,259 I mean, we have people you can talk to. 522 00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,299 So, evil. 523 00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:49,860 Yeah, okay. 524 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:51,700 Which item? 525 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,220 Any experts here with like... 526 00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:57,940 I'm not sure I should say, Leosin. 527 00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:59,140 I'm not sure I should say. 528 00:19:59,140 --> 00:19:59,700 Oh, okay. 529 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:04,500 But, you know, like, who's the expert around these parts about, 530 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:09,140 you know, possessed kind of items? 531 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:14,340 We do have access to many, many mages, wizards. 532 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,620 The Arcane Brotherhood has been working very close with us. 533 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:20,740 If there's an item that is of concern... 534 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:23,860 Are you okay? 535 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:29,540 Mostly. 536 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:30,980 Okay. 537 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,940 I mean, if I could talk to someone, you know, 538 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,500 before we go fight the big bad, that'd be good. 539 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,539 Arvid, if it's possible. 540 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:39,940 I'll see. 541 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,539 What about like, you know, Supercreep? 542 00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:46,980 You know, Arvin? 543 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,059 Arvid, yes. 544 00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:53,059 I mean, he may know something. 545 00:20:53,059 --> 00:20:56,339 I know he primarily deals in the potions 546 00:20:57,220 --> 00:21:00,900 and other alchemical devices. 547 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,420 But you could definitely talk to him. 548 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:07,140 I know he sent me a note that he would like to see all of you 549 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,220 before you actually do head out. 550 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,700 So, I mean, that could be an easy stop for you. 551 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,740 Okay, well, you know, I'll ask him. 552 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,060 But if you think of someone who, you know, this... 553 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:19,460 Seems like it might be their thing. 554 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,140 Maybe send me a note. 555 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:21,539 Let me know. 556 00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:23,860 It would really help if I knew a little bit more 557 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,060 as to narrow that down. 558 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,860 But I trust that you cannot say. 559 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,180 An enchanted magical evil item. 560 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:37,860 Okay, I will do my best to find somebody 561 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:38,980 who might be able to help you. 562 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:40,900 Awesome. 563 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,860 Thanks, Leosan. 564 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:42,740 Of course. 565 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:45,460 So then I go meet my friends in the hall. 566 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:48,660 Okay, you guys are out in the hall. 567 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:52,740 What do you think that's about? 568 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,900 Probably the dagger, right? 569 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,060 Yeah, probably the dagger. 570 00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,180 Since I said you should ask Leosan about it. 571 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:00,420 Yeah. 572 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,140 Although I don't. 573 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:05,380 I worry that there's so much more to it 574 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:07,860 that she's not telling us because... 575 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:09,620 Yeah, like she... 576 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,660 We're not in that room right now. 577 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,020 She would have been able to like... 578 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,780 She would have told us, right? 579 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,660 But then she said like she didn't... 580 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,980 She didn't think she could 581 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,340 or she didn't want to or whatever. 582 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:20,820 Like, I don't know. 583 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:21,460 This is super weird. 584 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:22,820 She said she didn't want to. 585 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:25,860 But there was a long pause before that. 586 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:26,740 I feel... 587 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:27,220 I don't know. 588 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:27,780 I just... 589 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,620 I feel like it's really weird. 590 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,820 Can I roll to see whether or not 591 00:22:30,819 --> 00:22:34,579 I've read about like enchantments on items 592 00:22:34,579 --> 00:22:36,419 like controlling people's actions? 593 00:22:37,139 --> 00:22:38,259 History check, like... 594 00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:39,939 I mean, you've already rolled and checked all this. 595 00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:40,339 Did I? 596 00:22:40,339 --> 00:22:41,220 You guys found it. 597 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:42,099 And I didn't. 598 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:42,819 And you didn't... 599 00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:46,179 Like you detected that it was magic. 600 00:22:46,179 --> 00:22:47,939 You detected it was an enchantment. 601 00:22:47,939 --> 00:22:49,539 You detected all that. 602 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,779 But you knew nothing else. 603 00:22:52,419 --> 00:22:54,740 So there's never been another recorded case. 604 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,139 Maybe that's why she's done some like 605 00:22:57,139 --> 00:22:58,819 research on the subject in the meantime. 606 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:00,339 Sure. 607 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:01,779 Okay, let me try. 608 00:23:01,779 --> 00:23:05,859 We're going to go with a hissy fit. 609 00:23:05,859 --> 00:23:06,740 The history check. 610 00:23:07,859 --> 00:23:09,139 Roll for a hissy fit. 611 00:23:09,939 --> 00:23:10,419 18. 612 00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:12,259 Let's get a history check. 613 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:13,939 Came across nothing. 614 00:23:15,859 --> 00:23:20,419 Okay, if she's feeling compelled by this 615 00:23:20,419 --> 00:23:23,299 and it's making her get up in the middle of the night 616 00:23:23,299 --> 00:23:26,259 and walk in her sleep and murder people... 617 00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:30,099 Yeah, this like sleepwalking thing is a big concern. 618 00:23:30,579 --> 00:23:32,659 Well, when she stabbed Thaddeus, 619 00:23:32,659 --> 00:23:34,339 she had no recollection of it. 620 00:23:35,699 --> 00:23:39,459 But she actively remembers murdering this guy 621 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,099 for no reason other than she had to. 622 00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:45,459 Yeah, I mean, it's pretty nuts. 623 00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:46,099 I don't really know. 624 00:23:47,779 --> 00:23:49,220 How are we going to help her with this? 625 00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:52,899 How are we going to trust her with this? 626 00:23:54,179 --> 00:23:54,899 Yeah, that too. 627 00:23:54,900 --> 00:24:00,420 Yeah, so that was a pretty cool party last night. 628 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,140 Hey, what are you guys talking about out here? 629 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,100 How did it go in there? 630 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,980 Um, good, I think. 631 00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:09,060 Or, yeah, it was fine. 632 00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:10,340 You know, Leosa. 633 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:10,840 Yeah. 634 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:12,280 Yeah. 635 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:16,500 Um, did you talk about the dagger? 636 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,580 Yeah, yeah, he's gonna... 637 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,019 Well, he said, you know, 638 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:24,580 and I think we're gonna go see Arvid anyway, right? 639 00:24:24,659 --> 00:24:25,460 Get some stuff. 640 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:28,339 And he said maybe I could talk to him and see if, 641 00:24:28,339 --> 00:24:30,659 I don't know, he might have someone else I can talk to about it. 642 00:24:30,659 --> 00:24:33,699 But, I mean, we're gonna go see that super weirdo anyway. 643 00:24:33,699 --> 00:24:35,779 So may as well ask, right? 644 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:37,619 Super weirdo. 645 00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:38,980 Leosa steps out the door and says, 646 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:40,500 once you're done seeing Arvid, 647 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:44,740 make sure you come back to the council chamber 648 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:50,419 and everybody will have gathered to discuss final assets 649 00:24:50,419 --> 00:24:51,619 before everybody heads out. 650 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,180 All right, Arvid, we go. 651 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,820 Hi-o, hi-o. 652 00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:58,820 You head down to Arvid's. 653 00:24:58,820 --> 00:24:59,320 Oh. 654 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,380 Every time, every time. 655 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:04,340 Well, at least I'm consistent. 656 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:04,840 Arvid! 657 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:09,380 Yep. 658 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:12,580 The door opens into the sterile... 659 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:16,180 Awkward with his sister, Simone, and then Thaddeus. 660 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:16,680 Yeah. 661 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:21,540 Arvid, Simone, Thaddeus, do, do. 662 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,299 Do, do, do, do. 663 00:25:25,379 --> 00:25:29,139 The door opens into the sterile-like chambers 664 00:25:29,139 --> 00:25:32,819 of the alchemist Arvid of Innistrad, 665 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,379 who is standing with his back to the door. 666 00:25:36,019 --> 00:25:38,579 And as you step in, he says, oh, hello. 667 00:25:39,619 --> 00:25:42,500 Man, and I was gonna run up and tickle him from behind. 668 00:25:44,259 --> 00:25:46,339 Can't sneak up on me, Thea. 669 00:25:50,339 --> 00:25:51,139 He's the best. 670 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,200 Ugh. 671 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,700 I feel violated from that. 672 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:01,859 Hello. 673 00:26:01,859 --> 00:26:02,659 How's it going? 674 00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:04,659 It's me, your dungeon master, Russ More. 675 00:26:04,659 --> 00:26:06,980 Thanks for joining us for episode 73 of 676 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:10,259 Dumbgeons and Dragons, preparing for a road trip. 677 00:26:11,139 --> 00:26:14,339 I'm kicking things off today with a big thank you to you. 678 00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:18,180 We love you for coming along with us on this crazy adventure. 679 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:21,299 And as we get ever closer to the end of this arc, 680 00:26:21,299 --> 00:26:25,619 it is surreal to think that we as players have been playing this game 681 00:26:25,619 --> 00:26:27,940 for over three years with these characters. 682 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,379 And they're still living. 683 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,419 I know, it's crazy. 684 00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:33,460 We've been releasing episodes for more than two years. 685 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:36,659 And you've been along with us on this wild and crazy ride. 686 00:26:36,659 --> 00:26:39,859 So thank you for sharing the show, talking to your friends, 687 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:42,339 and supporting us through comments and feedback 688 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:47,539 and on Patreon and helping us 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00:27:51,060 But also you get in on some amazing perks like bonus episodes, 714 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,780 unedited Skype calls for our recording sessions, 715 00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:56,580 private Discord channels, and so much more. 716 00:27:56,580 --> 00:28:00,500 Again, and only if you can, because we know, we know money. 717 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,380 That's Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 718 00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,060 And we hope to see you over there. 719 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,540 You can find all the links that you could ever need 720 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,900 or the ones that I've mentioned today 721 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,980 down in the description for this episode. 722 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:14,180 A final thanks to Sirenscape for some of the amazing atmosphere. 723 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:16,500 Make sure you check them out at sirenscape.com 724 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,940 to bring your games to life. 725 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:20,740 The next episode will be out Wednesday, February 6th, 726 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:24,099 which starts a series of episodes that we recorded at PodCon. 727 00:28:24,099 --> 00:28:26,740 And the first one is with Travis Vangroff 728 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,460 of Dark Dice, White Vault and Liberty podcast 729 00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:32,099 and Sean Howard of The End of Time and Other Bothers 730 00:28:32,099 --> 00:28:33,700 and Alba Salix. 731 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:34,339 Super fun. 732 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,259 Can't wait for you to hear it. 733 00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:37,700 That's coming out next week. 734 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,180 But for now, let's get back and see what Flint and Thea 735 00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:41,220 are up to. 736 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,019 Maybe they'll pick up some road snacks on their way out. 737 00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:44,660 Who knows? 738 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,259 Have a great week. 739 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:47,059 We'll talk soon. 740 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:53,859 Hey, Arvid. 741 00:28:54,579 --> 00:28:55,079 Hello. 742 00:28:55,079 --> 00:28:55,859 How's it going? 743 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:58,099 Marvelous, marvelous. 744 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:02,339 You've come to see me before you head out, yes? 745 00:29:02,339 --> 00:29:06,019 Yeah, Leosin mentioned you wanted to see us 746 00:29:06,019 --> 00:29:09,779 and then I want to talk to you about something also. 747 00:29:09,779 --> 00:29:12,420 I mean, I did tell you to come see me 748 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,019 so that was just a reminder, 749 00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,779 but it appears you have forgotten. 750 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:20,420 Oh, yeah, we we forget a lot of things. 751 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,779 We all just went home. 752 00:29:21,779 --> 00:29:24,180 It was, you know, it's nothing personal. 753 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,700 We got a lot on our plates. 754 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,420 I get it. 755 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:27,859 I get back from vacation. 756 00:29:27,859 --> 00:29:29,859 Your brain isn't quite working yet, you know. 757 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:33,619 Yes. 758 00:29:33,619 --> 00:29:38,740 Well, I have a gift for you. 759 00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:42,819 Oh, like, like for all of us? 760 00:29:42,819 --> 00:29:45,299 Yes, yes, for the for the three of you. 761 00:29:45,299 --> 00:29:45,939 Oh, cool. 762 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:48,740 Hold, hold, please. 763 00:29:49,939 --> 00:29:51,379 Is there fun hold music for us? 764 00:29:53,299 --> 00:30:03,619 He opens up a box and it begins a soft lullaby-esque song. 765 00:30:03,619 --> 00:30:04,980 We're thinking really creepy. 766 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:08,579 Like any minute a clown on a tricycle might come around a corner. 767 00:30:09,299 --> 00:30:11,220 We will find out in post. 768 00:30:11,299 --> 00:30:13,539 Oh, what a fun game. 769 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:19,220 So react accordingly as he runs into the back room. 770 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:22,100 What do you what do you guys think this gift is? 771 00:30:23,059 --> 00:30:25,059 I don't know, but hopefully it's not a music box. 772 00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,660 That thing's fucking creepy. 773 00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:29,059 Hopefully it's not a wet sword. 774 00:30:29,059 --> 00:30:30,180 Hey, I already got one of those. 775 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,940 Wouldn't it be disgusting to own one of those? 776 00:30:32,579 --> 00:30:34,339 How embarrassing would it be to own two of those? 777 00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:36,980 Then you'd just be wet sword guy. 778 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,860 I mean, I kind of already am a wet sword guy now, but. 779 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:42,260 But if you had two, it would like. 780 00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,820 Oh, just really double down on it. 781 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:50,500 Yeah, he comes back in carrying a chest about two feet by a foot, 782 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:56,660 wooden chest, intricately carved, and he places it down in front of you. 783 00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:58,900 This is this is for you. 784 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:03,140 Some things I've been working on that may help you. 785 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:07,060 I mean, we'll we'll always take all the help we can get. 786 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:08,920 Good. 787 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:13,380 Is it should we is it the box because it's beautiful? 788 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:17,620 Or should we open the should we open the box or? 789 00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:19,540 You might open the box. 790 00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:21,060 There are things inside of the box. 791 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:23,860 I mean, I didn't want to insult the gift if the gift was the box. 792 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,780 Yeah, I mean, if we were expecting more, 793 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,860 then that would just be awkward for everyone. 794 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:29,060 Yeah, I understand. 795 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:31,060 I see the error in my ways. 796 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:36,820 Next time I will write open box on the box. 797 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,020 You should know that. 798 00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:40,660 Well, just it takes any question out of the situation. 799 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:43,460 So, yes, yes, of course. 800 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:44,920 Hmm. 801 00:31:45,539 --> 00:31:50,420 Well, as you as as you at your leisure, do it now, do it later. 802 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:52,579 Whatever you like. 803 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,900 I do have one question before we open the box. 804 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,379 Is there a snoring dog back there? 805 00:31:58,579 --> 00:31:59,079 Yeah. 806 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,339 As a matter of fact, there is. 807 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:07,299 I have recently acquired a small, small Kenan companion. 808 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:08,899 To keep me company. 809 00:32:08,899 --> 00:32:09,779 Oh, that's awesome. 810 00:32:09,779 --> 00:32:11,379 That's nice, Arvin. 811 00:32:11,379 --> 00:32:12,259 What's its name? 812 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:14,599 Jared. 813 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:18,019 Oh, that's a great name for a dog. 814 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:18,740 I thought so. 815 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,859 Quiet, Jared, go back to sleep. 816 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:22,899 I'd like to open the box. 817 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,259 I hate surprises and secrets. 818 00:32:26,019 --> 00:32:26,899 You open the box. 819 00:32:26,899 --> 00:32:27,619 I open the box. 820 00:32:27,619 --> 00:32:31,059 There are five vials of varying colors. 821 00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:32,899 Is one of them yellow? 822 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:38,740 I would really like one of them to be the exact shade of yellow the other one is. 823 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:41,460 So then Amy doesn't know which one is which. 824 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,420 She goes to take it. 825 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,100 I use that. 826 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,220 I actually use that one. 827 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:45,620 Yeah. 828 00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:46,660 One of them are. 829 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,620 One of them are yellow. 830 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,580 One of them is yellow. 831 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:50,420 One of them are yellow. 832 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:55,540 One of them is yellow in color. 833 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:56,660 The others. 834 00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:59,300 Actually, last night while we were. 835 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:00,419 Okay, you talk about this. 836 00:33:00,419 --> 00:33:06,819 Last night while we were having our fun drinks and stuff, I slipped my yellow potion into 837 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:07,859 Flammekin's drink. 838 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:10,899 She has to fight yellow. 839 00:33:12,419 --> 00:33:13,619 Because how long does it last? 840 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:17,539 Like 12 hours, I think you said? 841 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:19,379 No, it was like a thousand weeks. 842 00:33:19,379 --> 00:33:21,460 Oh, no, it was like a thousand weeks. 843 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,139 Yeah, it was a long time. 844 00:33:23,139 --> 00:33:25,700 Didn't you make him give you an antidote potion? 845 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,899 That's how you got rid of it. 846 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:31,540 I did because I didn't want to see Delaine yellow. 847 00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:32,420 Yeah. 848 00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:34,580 Okay, so there's five potions, Russ? 849 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,460 Yes, there are five potions that you see. 850 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:46,900 Each have a band of what looks to be tape and quick handwriting on them. 851 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:50,580 The first one has a name that says Life Essence. 852 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:54,820 The second, Andres Gojuice. 853 00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:56,419 Amazing. 854 00:33:56,419 --> 00:33:57,779 I love it. 855 00:33:58,659 --> 00:34:00,819 Now, is Gojuice hyphenated or is it? 856 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,179 Two separate, two separate words. 857 00:34:04,819 --> 00:34:07,539 The third, Hidden Talents. 858 00:34:08,819 --> 00:34:11,059 The fourth, Glass Jelly. 859 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:14,819 And the fifth, Bee Knees. 860 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:16,659 Bee Knees. 861 00:34:17,699 --> 00:34:19,779 Now, do we know what they do, Russ? 862 00:34:20,579 --> 00:34:24,259 There's nothing on the bottles to distinguish what they do. 863 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:25,540 Hey, what do these do? 864 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:26,500 Excuse me, excuse me. 865 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,420 I must take Jared out for a quick walk. 866 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,900 They will help you when you need them. 867 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,980 And he quickly leaves the room. 868 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:37,460 Okay, so I guess we got like some some mystery stuff here. 869 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:40,580 If you want colors to go along with them, 870 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,420 Life Essence is a red Glimering liquid. 871 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:53,540 Andres Gojuice is a clear liquid which looks like it has a large fingernail. 872 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,060 Floating in it. 873 00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:59,060 Hidden Talents, you pick it up. 874 00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:01,220 It appears empty, but as you pick it up, 875 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:05,540 it feels like it has the weight of a liquid within it. 876 00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:11,460 The Glass Jelly, it appears to be a gelatinous oil that sparkles 877 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:16,420 with ultra thin shards of silver. 878 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:23,060 And Bee Knees appears to be a yellow liquid. 879 00:35:23,619 --> 00:35:26,659 Well, I'll hold any any of them except for Bee's Knees. 880 00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:29,380 I'll take Bee Knees because I love bees. 881 00:35:30,579 --> 00:35:33,219 It's a little nod to Ty's fan art. 882 00:35:36,019 --> 00:35:38,179 Because I never did get a bee companion, so. 883 00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:40,659 No, you didn't. 884 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:41,860 Russ? 885 00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:47,539 I will take Life Essence. 886 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,659 I kind of want Andres Gojuice, 887 00:35:50,659 --> 00:35:52,340 but if someone else wants it too, that's fine. 888 00:35:53,699 --> 00:35:54,980 That's got a fingernail in it. 889 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:55,460 I'll pass. 890 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:56,420 What about you, Nularaaaa? 891 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:57,940 I mean, whatever. 892 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,259 I'll take whatever's left, I guess. 893 00:36:03,139 --> 00:36:03,940 There are three left. 894 00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:04,900 Right. 895 00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,579 I didn't mean I'd take all three. 896 00:36:06,579 --> 00:36:08,340 I just meant you guys pick your faves. 897 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,380 I'll take what's left. 898 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:10,340 I'm sure they're all great. 899 00:36:11,539 --> 00:36:13,299 I'll take Hidden Talents then. 900 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:14,659 All right. 901 00:36:14,659 --> 00:36:17,139 I'll take Bee Knees for sure. 902 00:36:17,139 --> 00:36:19,699 And then if nobody wants Andres Gojuice, I'll take it. 903 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:25,619 Thea picks up Glass Jelly and puts it into Nularaaaa's. 904 00:36:28,899 --> 00:36:29,699 You take this one. 905 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:31,939 If only we knew what these did. 906 00:36:33,139 --> 00:36:34,500 I'm excited to find out. 907 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:34,980 Me too. 908 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:38,419 He wouldn't give us anything harmful, right? 909 00:36:39,859 --> 00:36:41,619 I mean, he's a weirdo. 910 00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:45,379 He's a weirdo, but he's only mostly been helpful, right? 911 00:36:47,139 --> 00:36:49,139 He's only ever been helpful as far as I know. 912 00:36:49,139 --> 00:36:51,460 Yeah, so, you know. 913 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:51,699 All right. 914 00:36:51,699 --> 00:36:55,219 Well, if the guild trusts him and the council trusts him, 915 00:36:58,099 --> 00:37:00,259 death by mystery potion or death by dragon? 916 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:01,219 Yeah, exactly. 917 00:37:01,779 --> 00:37:03,219 One might be funnier. 918 00:37:03,219 --> 00:37:04,980 If the door's going to open one way or the other, 919 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,739 you might as well have some fun with it, right? 920 00:37:06,739 --> 00:37:07,859 Exactly. 921 00:37:09,539 --> 00:37:12,339 Thanks, Ardyn. 922 00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:15,460 Arvid. 923 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:16,900 Arvin. 924 00:37:17,619 --> 00:37:18,019 Arvid. 925 00:37:18,019 --> 00:37:19,940 You didn't even write down his name on your notes. 926 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:21,059 You wrote down Creepy Dude. 927 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:25,860 Because I couldn't remember his name when I was writing the notes. 928 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:26,500 Arvid. 929 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,300 You don't hear anything because he's left the building. 930 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:29,780 I mean, he's gone. 931 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,220 It was a weird way to give a gift. 932 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:32,500 He was like, here's some presents. 933 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,700 Gotta walk my dog. 934 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:34,579 Here's some presents. 935 00:37:34,579 --> 00:37:36,900 And before I tell you what they do, I gotta leave. 936 00:37:37,940 --> 00:37:39,460 You didn't get to ask him about your dagger. 937 00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:40,420 I know, he's tricksy. 938 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:45,059 I mean, he mostly, as Leosin did point out, he is like an alchemist. 939 00:37:45,059 --> 00:37:49,619 So it's not exactly his wheelhouse. 940 00:37:49,619 --> 00:37:55,219 But I just expect him to know general creepiness stuff. 941 00:37:56,739 --> 00:37:57,219 That's OK. 942 00:37:57,779 --> 00:38:01,779 Leosin's going to hook me up with, I don't know, someone or something. 943 00:38:04,579 --> 00:38:05,940 Let's go back up to the council room. 944 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,779 Yeah, let's get up there. 945 00:38:09,699 --> 00:38:11,059 I don't like going up there, you guys. 946 00:38:11,059 --> 00:38:11,940 I just want to say. 947 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:12,500 Me neither. 948 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,460 I like being in that room. 949 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,019 It's not my favorite place. 950 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:20,019 Do you feel like we've done a heck of a lot of work for them and get very little like, 951 00:38:21,139 --> 00:38:26,259 I don't want to congratulations, but I would like fewer scowls when we walk into a room. 952 00:38:26,259 --> 00:38:30,500 Yeah, and like a little more guidance on what we should be doing. 953 00:38:31,219 --> 00:38:34,659 Yeah, yeah, I got to agree with both of you. 954 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:36,739 All right, let's go. 955 00:38:37,539 --> 00:38:39,699 Like they're our parents and we're always in trouble. 956 00:38:39,699 --> 00:38:40,900 It's a weird vibe. 957 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:42,340 Yeah, it is. 958 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:46,980 Like we did what they asked and then some and they're still not satisfied. 959 00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:48,660 I'm like, well, I don't see you out there. 960 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:55,700 And you make it up the stairs and back to the council chamber where there's an open 961 00:38:55,700 --> 00:39:01,300 door and a filled chamber with all of the leaders of the various factions. 962 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:06,900 And as you step through the doors, there is an uproarious applause. 963 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:09,460 As we begged him for it. 964 00:39:09,539 --> 00:39:13,139 Some of them appear to be scowling as they clap, 965 00:39:13,139 --> 00:39:16,980 but like they've been told that this is what is important right now. 966 00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:20,980 A boost in morale is what's needed. 967 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:21,860 You get the feeling. 968 00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:26,019 Thank you for your half-hearted applause, folks. 969 00:39:26,019 --> 00:39:27,619 It's kind of weird, right, guys? 970 00:39:27,619 --> 00:39:29,139 Like, were they just listening to us? 971 00:39:29,139 --> 00:39:30,099 Like, I don't know. 972 00:39:30,099 --> 00:39:33,940 Yeah, anyhow, anyway, but I still kind of like it. 973 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:34,579 I don't know. 974 00:39:34,659 --> 00:39:41,380 It feels good. 975 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,460 You take your seat around the table. 976 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,380 I flip my chair around. 977 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,139 Cool substitute teacher style. 978 00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:50,420 I'm about to talk with the kids. 979 00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:50,980 Yeah, I don't know. 980 00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:55,940 Question, Russ, before I sit down, does the applause start to wane as I sit down 981 00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,739 and then I like stand back up and they have to like re-up with it? 982 00:40:00,259 --> 00:40:01,940 Do we live for the applause? 983 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:02,420 Applause? 984 00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:03,380 Applause? 985 00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:07,300 Yeah, how many times does Flint do that? 986 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:07,940 Just one time. 987 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,460 It definitely does it. 988 00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:12,019 All right, cool. 989 00:40:12,019 --> 00:40:13,940 He kind of nods to himself like, all right. 990 00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:17,380 You catch Leosan's eye and he's looking at you 991 00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:20,180 and he's clapping the loudest and he gives you a little wink like, 992 00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:22,019 maybe he told them. 993 00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:25,539 And I kind of give him the old like 994 00:40:25,539 --> 00:40:27,539 two thumps on the chest right back at him. 995 00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:37,380 And Lady Leral Silverhand stands up and says, 996 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:46,180 we are all gathered here today because we are about to embark on the final battle, 997 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:50,500 hopefully the most victorious battle. 998 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:57,380 We have assets from all the factions around Faerun and beyond, 999 00:40:57,380 --> 00:41:02,180 and we must decide where best they are needed. 1000 00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:19,220 Music. 1001 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:23,539 In today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io. 1002 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:26,180 So if I start the wiki, can I have the? 1003 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:28,740 You've got a hoodie upstairs. 1004 00:41:29,539 --> 00:41:31,220 I love hoodies. 1005 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,860 You know how tempted I am to wear your hoodie? 1006 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:37,780 Like you just, if it gets to you smelling like me. 1007 00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:43,140 I'm never going to wash it. 1008 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,340 I'll lock it in a glass display case. 1009 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:48,420 Weird. 1010 00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:50,500 It's weirder than what I said. 1011 00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:51,940 You win. 1012 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:54,420 Well, had to up the ante somehow. 1013 00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:56,180 Put your headphones back on. 1014 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,140 I don't want to now. 1015 00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,540 Yeah, we live like this now, Russ. 1016 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:05,460 I literally just started waving so that Tom would see, 1017 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:07,380 so that he could put his headphones back on. 1018 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,020 You were waving? 1019 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:10,900 Tom and I are definitely going to get this camera situation sorted out. 1020 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:12,820 Why are you being so weird? 1021 00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:15,540 Because the door opened and we were talking about it. 1022 00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:19,540 Hey, what are you guys talking about out here? 1023 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:20,340 Did you say that in front of her? 1024 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:24,500 Flynn, why are you being so weird? 1025 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,340 Because the door opened and we were talking about her. 1026 00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:27,780 I just wanted to change the subject. 1027 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:30,100 What's its name? 1028 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:34,500 Jared. 1029 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,300 What an odd name. 1030 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,860 What an odd go-to name to just pluck from the ether. 1031 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,780 What's that store in the mall? 1032 00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:48,660 It's like Arlene. 1033 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:49,300 Is that the thing? 1034 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:53,060 Arlene's, yeah. 1035 00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:58,500 Arlene's is the hip store for tweens. 1036 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,500 Yeah, it's like the ear piercing store, right? 1037 00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:04,659 Arlene's is like the 40 to 60. 1038 00:43:04,659 --> 00:43:06,579 Sure, totally. 1039 00:43:06,579 --> 00:43:07,619 Arlene. 1040 00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:12,340 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.